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bucknpunk:

infinity-on-dru:

One of my friends wrote a sober note to his drunk self and his drunk self wrote back

Is your friend Steve Rogers?

(via confirmance)

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whateverisfickle:

haelem:

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

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uniquequietness:

shred-and-gain:

Me, tonight.

Me too

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lolsomeone-actually:

prongsmydeer:

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

Me

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ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

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natrasharomanoff:

• “Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”
  
• “I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night" 
  
• “If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”
  
• [A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test]  “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”
• “What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”
• “What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”
•  “It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.” 
• “I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”
  
• [1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”
• “But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”
• “so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”
  
• “maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”
  

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mediamattersforamerica:

This amazing video is well worth taking a moment to watch, via NBC News.

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cosplaymutt:

bagged-a-bazooka:

He lives…again!

I just laUGHED SO HARD I WENT INTO A COUGHING FIT

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12b6:

get out while you can

(via legalfunnybunny)

motiya:

I hope the universe blesses you with a moment of peace this week. You’re doing the right thing, and you’re going to be okay.

(via always-feeling-this)